the canons

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* CANON LIST !

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PLEASE REGISTER BEFORE RESERVING.
RESERVATIONS LAST FOUR DAYS AND
DON'T FORGET TO POST THEM IN CODE.
BATTLES FOR CANONS ARE A GO.

[size=1]HEY MY NAME IS [b]name here[/b]
AND I WILL BE RESERVING [b]character here[/b]
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_______ _______ SMITH WOULD NOT BE TAKEN
_______ _______ SMITH WOULD BE RESERVED
JOHN JOE SMITH WOULD BE TAKEN
_______ _______ SMITH * MEANS TWIN OR TRIPLET
CHARACTERS WITH THE SAME LAST NAME ARE FAMILY MEMBERS





CANON LIST IMAGES WERE MADE BY
MOXY ( BÊTE NOIRE !), [.tinkerbell.]
AND victoriancheese OF CAUTION!
THE CANON LIST WAS ALSO MADE BY BETE NOIRE!
LYRICS ARE CREDITED TO THEIR RESPECTED OWNERS
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* THE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES !

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_______ _______ HEYWARD
WILL SMITH , FORTY, $80 MILLION A YEAR
"YEAH, IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, HAPPY IS ONE THING IT'S NOT
BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE AND LOOKING DOWN
NO ONE THERE CAN HELP YOU STOP BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND"
--- JON BON JOVI "LONELY AT THE TOP"


_______ _______ WILSON
BRAD PITT , FORTY FOUR , $69 MILLION A YEAR
"I HAVE A MANSION, FORGET THE PRICE
AIN'T NEVER BEEN THERE, THEY TELL ME IT'S NICE
I LIVE IN HOTELS, TEAR OUT THE WALLS
I HAVE ACCOUNTANTS PAY FOR IT ALL"
--- JOE WALSH " LIFE'S BEEN GOOD TO ME SO FAR"


_______ _______ TAYLOR
ANGELINA JOLIE , THIRTY FOUR , $56 MILLION A YEAR
"IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW, DRIVING ROUND JUST LIKE A FILM STAR,
IN A CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN JAM JAR, THEY WOULD LAUGH.
THEY WOULD ALL BE SAYING THAT IT'S NOT REALLY ME,
THEY WOULD ALL BE ASKING WHO I'M TRYING TO BE."
--- DA KINKS "SITTING IN MY HOTEL"


_______ _______ GROVE
JOHNNY DEPP , FORTY FOUR , $51 MILLION A YEAR
"WELL, HE SITS UP THERE ON HIS LEATHERETTE
LOOKS THROUGH PICTURES OF THE ONES THAT HE HASN'T HAD YET
WHEN HE THINKS HE WANTS A CLOSER LOOK,
HE GETS OUT HIS LITTLE BLACK TELEPHONE BOOK "
--- THE EAGLES "THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD"


_______ _______ SIMPSON
LEONARDO DICAPRIO , THIRTY FOUR , $46 MILLION A YEAR
"I DON’T WANNA LEARN TO DANCE DON’T WANNA RENT THE LIMO
I KNOW YOUR THINKING I’M A WEIRDO
I JUST WANT THE BRAGGING RIGHTS I WANT TO LET THE WORLD KNOW
CONVINCE MY FRIENDS I’M NOT A HOMO"
--- BOWLING FOR SOUP "NEXT EX-GIRLFRIEND"


_______ _______ JONES
JENNIFER GARNER , THIRTY SIX , $41 MILLION A YEAR
"CONSIDER THIS AS A GIFT AS YOU TASTE HIM ON YOUR LIPS
AND HE'S MAKING YOU SCREAM WITH HIS HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
I HOPE HE'S LEAVING YOU EMPTY BABY THIS IS JUST A FIX
FOR SUCH A SIMPLE LITTLE WHORE"
--- MAYDAY PARADE "WHEN I GET HOME YOU'RE SO DEAD"


_______ _______ SMITH
EVA GREEN , TWENTY NINE , $37 MILLION A YEAR
"HONEYSUCKLE, SHE’S FULL OF POISON
SHE OBLITERATED EVERYTHING SHE KISSED
NOW SHE’S FADING SOMEWHERE IN HOLLYWOOD"
--- HOLE "CELEBRITY SKIN"


_______ _______ ROBERTS
HEATH LEDGER , TWENTY NINE , $35 MILLION A YEAR
"I LOOK AROUND AT A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
BEEN THE UPPERSIDE OF DOWN
BEEN THE INSIDE OF OUT
BUT WE BREATHE, WE BREATH"
--- STEREOPHONICS "MAYBE TOMORROW"


_______ _______ KNIGHT
JULIA ROBERTS, FORTY , SOAP OPERA STAR
"SMILE FOR THE CAMERA...
PUT ON A SHOW FOR THE VIEWERS BACK HOME
HIDE THE TRUTH SO THEY'LL NEVER KNOW
YOU HATE WHAT YOU GOT CAN'T YOU LOVE WHAT YOU GOT
SO SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS THAT KEEP ROLLING "
--- ARMOR FOR SLEEP "SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS"


_______ _______ WHITTAKER
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY , FORTY , SOAP OPERA STAR
"BABY, I'M A SUPERSTAR
ALWAYS POSTED AT THE BAR
ALWAYS WITH A COUPLE BROADS
MAYBE I'M JUST THAT, THAT RAW"
--- PITBULL "GO GIRL"


_______ _______ HALL
BRITTANY SNOW , TWENTY TWO , IN BETWEEN SHOWS
" I'M MISS AMERICAN DREAM SINCE I WAS 17
DON'T MATTER IF I STEP ON THE SCENE
OR SNEAK AWAY TO THE PHILIPPINES
THEY'RE STILL GONNA PUT PICTURES OF MY DERRIERE IN THE MAGAZINE"
--- BRITNEY SPEARS "PIECE OF ME"


_______ _______ MASON
BLAKE LIVELY , TWENTY ONE , DRAMA SHOW STAR
"BLACK DRESS WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH,
I GOT THE BREATH OF THE LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH,
AND SHES AN ACTRESS, BUT SHE AIN'T GOT NO NEED.
SHES GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS IN A TRUST FUND BACK EAST."
--- 3OH!3 "DON'T TRUST ME"


_______ _______ BROOKS
ED WESTWICK , TWENTY TWO , DRAMA SHOW STAR
"I'LL GET TO CRY TO BARBARA WALTERS WHEN THINGS DON'T GO MY WAY
AND I'LL GET COMMUNITY SERVICE NO MATTER WHICH LAW I BREAK
I'LL MAKE THE SUPERMARKET TABLOIDS, THEY'LL WRITE SOME AWFUL STUFF
BUT THE MORE THEY RUN MY NAME DOWN THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP"
--- BRAD PAISLEY "CELEBRITY"


_______ _______ BELL
LEIGHTON MEESTER , TWENTY THREE , DRAMA SHOW STAR
"NOW SHE IN THE CLUB WITH A FREAKY DRESS ON
CATS DON'T WANT HER TO KEEP THAT DRESS ON
TRYING TO GET ENOUGH DRINKS IN HER SYSTEM
TAKE IT TO THE TELE AND MAKE HER A VICTIM "
--- RIHANNA "GOOD GIRL GONE BAD"


_______ _______ PERKINS
ALEX PETTYFER , EIGHTEEN , BETWEEN SHOWS
"MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S WRONG, NOT ME
SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO, WHAT YOU GONNA SAY
WHEN WE'RE STANDING ON TOP AND DO IT OUR WAY
YOU SAY WE GOT NO FUTURE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST
SO LISTEN UP, THAT'S MY GENERATION"
--- SIMPLE PLAN "GENERATION"


HOLLY REGAN ATWOOD
SELENE GOMEZ , SEVENTEEN , CHILDREN SHOW STAR
"YOU WON'T KNOW ANYTHING UNLESS YOU TRY
MIGHT END UP FALLING BUT YOU JUST MIGHT FLY
YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE
AND MAYBE SOMETHING EXTRA UP YOUR SLEEVE"
--- SELENA GOMEZ "MAKE IT HAPPEN"


_______ _______ STEWART
DANIEL RADCLIFFE , NINETEEN , FEATURE FILMS
"HE'S GOT ALL YOU COULD EVER WANT
HE'S GOT THE PURPOSE AND THE STYLE
HE'S GOT SUCH AN OPEN MIND
HE'S GOT THE WALK YOU'D NEVER FIND
HE'S GOT THE ROUGHNESS IN HIS VOICE
HE’S GOT SEX ON HIS MIND"
--- SAMANTHA FOX "HE'S GOT SEX"


_______ _______ WELLS
DEMI LOVATO , SIXTEEN , CHILDREN SHOWS
"I AM CONFIDENT, BUT
I STILL HAVE MY MOMENTS.
I'M NOT A SUPERMODEL
I STILL EAT MCDONALD'S.
BABY, THAT'S JUST ME."
--- DEMI LOVATO "LA LA LAND"


_______ _______ DAVIES
DAVID HENRIE , NINETEEN , CHILDREN MOVIES
"ALL I WANT IS A QUIET LIFE.
ANYTHING FOR A QUIET LIFE.
NO AMBITION TO ROCK THE BOAT
WHEN I CAN JUST STAY AFLOAT."
--- DA KINKS "QUIET LIFE"


_______ _______ MOORE
DAKATO FANNING , FIFTEEN, CHILD STAR
"WHILE WE'RE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL,
LIVING FREE AND EASY,
HERE WITHOUT A WORRY,
DANCING IN OUR BARE FEET."
--- CARRIE UNDERWOOD "WE'RE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL"
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* THE MUSICIANS !

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_______ _______ MORRIS
AVRIL LAVIGNE , TWENTY FOUR , SINGER
"YOU CAN'T KICK ME DOWN I'M ALREADY ON THE GROUND
NO YOU CAN'T, BUT YOU COULDN'T CATCH ME ANYHOW
BLUE SKIES, BUT THE SUN ISN'T COMING OUT, NO
TODAY IS LIKE I'M UNDER A HEAVY CLOUD"
--- AVRIL LAVIGNE "RUNAWAY"


ZECHARIAH DANIEL WILLIAMSON
BRENDON URIE , TWENTY TWO , LEAD SINGER OF A BAND
"START TALKING "A SENSATIONALIST"
OH HE'S SLIGHTLY CLEVER TO JUST A CERTAIN EXTENT
IF YOU TALK YOU BETTER WALK YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
WITH MORE THAN GOOD HOOKS WHILE YOU'RE ALL UNDER THE GUN"
--- PANIC AT THE DISCO "LONDON BECKONED SONGS ABOUT MONEY WRITTEN BY MACHINES"


_______ _______ BADSEY
ASHLEE SIMPSON , TWENTY FOUR , SINGER
"FEELS LIKE I'M IN CANDYLAND
I'M GOING DOWN ON SHOULD AGAIN
WHIT UNICORNS AND FAIRY WOUNDS
I THINK I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK "
--- ASHLEE SIMPSON "HOT STUFF"


_______ _______ GIBBS
PETE WENTZ , TWENTY EIGHT , GUITARIST
"WHEN I’M HOME ALONE I JUST CAN’T STOP MYSELF
AND YOU PULL MY HEAD SO CLOSE VOLUME GOES WITH THE TRUTH
SIGNING OFF "I’M ALRIGHT IN BED BUT I’M BETTER WITH A PEN"
THE KID WAS ALRIGHT BUT IT WENT TO HIS HEAD "
--- FALL OUT BOY "FAME INFAMY"


_______ _______ ROBBINS
MILEY CYRUS , SIXTEEN , SINGER
"TAKE A GOOD LOOK, HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT
THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE, DINING WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AT THE FANCY RESTAURANTS. LIVING THE GOOD LIFE
WE HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME"
--- MILEY CYRUS "THE GOOD LIFE"


_______ _______ CLARK
KEVIN JONAS , TWENTY TWO , GUITARIST
"FALLEN SOLDIERS, ALL AROUND US
BUT WE'RE STILL STANDING STRONG
EMBARRASSING AND CONTRADICTING
CAUSE NOW WE'RE MAKING HEADLINES, PRIMETIME
SAYING WHAT A STORY!
BILLBOARDS, PACKED TOURS, DON’T FORGET "
--- JONAS BROTHERS "HOLLYWOOD"


_______ _______ HUNT
ASHLEY TISDALE , TWENTY THREE , SINGER
"SO I SIGNED ON TO THE RECORD COMPANY,
THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME LOT'S OF MONEY,
IF I PLAY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO HEAR
THEY TELL ME IT'S COOL, AND I SURE BELIEVE IT... "
--- REEL BIG FISH "SELL OUT"


_______ _______ CLARK
JOE JONAS , TWENTY , VOCALS AND KEYBOARD
"HEY THERE PRETTY LADY
TELL ME HOW YOU'RE DOING
TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING OF YOU
FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW "
--- JONAS BROTHERS "GOT ME GOING CRAZY"


_______ _______ MARSHALL
TAYLOR SWIFT , TWENTY TWO , SINGER
"MY HOTEL IN MANHATTAN,
HOLDS MORE PEOPLE THAN OUR TOWN,
AND WHAT I JUST PAID FOR DINNER,
WOULD BE A DOWN PAYMENT ON A HOUSE,
I'D RATHER BE TIPPING COWS IN TULSA,
THAN HAILING CABS HERE IN NEW YORK,
BUT I AIN'T IN CHECOTAH ANYMORE. "
--- CARRIE UNDERWOOD "I AIN'T IN CHECOTAH ANYMORE"


_______ _______ CLARK
NICK JONAS , SEVENTEEN , LEAD VOCALIST
"BRIGHT LIGHTS, BOY, LOOK AROUND YOU
YOUR IMAGINATION IS WORKING OVERTIME
THE WORLD THAT YOU'VE DREAMT OF HAS NOW ARRIVED "
--- JONAS BROTHERS "KIDS OF THE FUTURE"


_______ _______ DORE
HAYLEY WILLIAMS , NINETEEN , LEAD SINGER OF A BAND
"MAKE EM THEY CLAP WHEN WE PERFORM
WANNA SEE CRAZY WE CAN SHOW EM
DANCING TABLE TOP FREAKY FREAKY "
--- BRITNEY SPEARS "FREAKSHOW"


_______ _______ HARRISON
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE , TWENTY SEVEN , SINGER
"IF I WASN'T A CELEBRITY
WOULD YOU BE SO NICE TO ME,
IF I DIDN'T HAVE CHEESE LIKE EVERYDAY?
WOULD YOU STILL WANNA BE WITH ME,
IF I COULDN'T BUY YOU DIAMOND RINGS? "
--- 'N SYNC "CELEBRITY"


_______ _______ WILKINS
HILARY DUFF , TWENTY TWO , SINGER
"GETTING DRUGGED UP WITH MY TRENDY FRIENDS
THEY REALLY DIG ME AND I DIG THEM
AND THE BREAD I SPEND - IS LIKE MY FAME - ITS QUICKLY DIMINISHED"
--- JAM "TO BE SOMEONE"


_______ _______ SHARP
WILL I AM , THIRTY THREE , RAPPER
"" I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING ADMIRED
THAT I WISH THAT I WOULD JUST DIE OR GET FIRED
AND DROP FROM MY LABEL AND STOP WITH THE FABLES
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TOP WHAT MY NAME IS"
--- EMINEM "THE WAY I AM"


_______ _______ HOLLAND
RIHANNA , TWENTY , SINGER
"`CAUSE A GIRL LIKE ME
IS JUST A LIL' DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST
AND A GIRL LIKES ME
NEVER GONNA SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST"
--- RIHANNA "A GIRL LIKE ME"


_______ _______ HIGGINS
ZAC EFFRON , TWENTY ONE , SINGER
" YES, SEX IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER, IT'S NEVER A QUESTION
'CAUSE THE ANSWER'S YES, OH THE ANSWER'S YES
NOT JUST A SUGGESTION, IF YOU ASK A QUESTION
THEN IT'S ALWAYS YES, YEAH"
--- NICKELBACK "S.E.X."


_______ _______ BISHOP
JOHN MAYER , THIRTY TWO , SINGER
"HOW DID THEY FIND ME HERE
WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME
ALL OF THESE VULTURES HIDING
RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR "
--- JOHN MAYER "VULTURES"


_______ _______ BREWER
VANESSA HUDGENS , NINETEEN, SINGER
"I TRAVEL AROUND FROM TOWN TO LONELY TOWN
I GUESS I'LL ALWAYS BE JUST A ROLLING STONE
IF I FIND FORTUNE AND FAME AND LOTS OF PEOPLE KNOW MY NAME
THAT WON'T MEAN A THING IF I'M ALL ALONE"
--- RICKY NELSON "TEENAGE IDOL"


_______ _______ RICHARDSON
TIM ROZON, THIRTY TWO , GUITARIST
"A THOUSAND HANDS APPLAUD TONIGHT
I SING MY SONGS MY STAR SHINES BRIGHT
I STOP AND SMILE I TAKE MY BOW
I LEAVE THE STAGE AND THEN SOMEHOW
BACKSTAGE I'M LONELY, BACKSTAGE I CRY "
--- GENE PITNEY "BACKSTAGE"


_______ _______ HAINES
KANYE WEST , THIRTY , RAPPER
" WELCOME TO THE GOOD LIFE
WHERE WE LIKE THE GIRLS WHO AIN'T ON TV
'CAUSE THEY GOT MORE ASS THAN THE MODELS
THE GOOD LIFE, SO KEEP IT COMIN' WITH THEM BOTTLES
TILL SHE FEEL BOOZED LIKE SHE BOMBED AT APOLLO"
--- KANYE WEST "GOOD LIFE"




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* THE SOCIALITES !

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_______ _______ MASON
TAYLOR MOMSEN , SIXTEEN , SOCIALITE
" SO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN
I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT
THATS NOT WHAT YOU WANT"
--- AVRIL LAVIGNE "I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT"


_______ _______ MASON
CONNOR PAOLO , EIGHTEEN , SOCIALITE
" I'M WALKING THROUGH LIFE IN NATURE'S DISGUISE
YOU LAUGH AT ME AND YOU CRITICIZE
'CAUSE I'M HAPPY, CAREFREE AND GAY
YES, I'M GAY , AIN'T NO FAULT - IT'S A FACT "
--- CARL BEAN "I WAS BORN THIS WAY"


_______ _______ MONTGOMERY
OLIVIA WILDE , TWENTY FIVE , SOCIALITE
"THE CITY IS AT A WAR
PLAYTIME FOR THE YOUNG AND RICH
IGNORE ME IF YOU SEE ME 'CAUSE I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT
THE CITY IS AT WAR
BLESS THE YOUNG AND RICH
WITH DESIGNER DRUGS AND DESIGNER FRIENDS "
--- COBRA STARSHIP "THE CITY IS AT WAR"


_______ _______ VANDERBILT
RUPERT FRIEND , TWENTY SEVEN , SOCIALITE
" WHEN YOU SEE A PRICELESS FRENCH PAINTING
I SEE A DRUNK NAKED GIRL
YOU THINK THAT RIDING A WILD BULL SOUNDS CRAZY
AND I’D LIKE TO GIVE IT A WHIRL
LOVE MAKES A MAN DO SOME THINGS HE AIN’T PROUD OF
AND IN A WEAK MOMENT I MIGHT WALK YOUR SISSY DOG
HOLD YOUR PURSE AT THE MALL, BUT REMEMBER I’M STILL A GUY"
--- BRAD PAISLEY "I'M STILL A GUY"


_______ _______ ASTOR
CLEMENCE POESY , TWENTY SEVEN , SOCIALITE
"I'D BUY EVERYTHING
CLEAN OUT VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
IN MY GALLIANO GOWN
NO, WOULDN'T JUST HAVE ONE HOOD
A HOLLYWOOD MANSION IF I COULD
PLEASE BOOK ME FIRST CLASS TO MY FANCY HOUSE IN LONDON TOWN"
--- GWEN STEFANI "RICH GIRL"


_______ _______ ROSENWALD*
JAMES PHELPS , TWENTY THREE , SOCIALITE
"I'M NOT TO BLAME
THE FACTS ARE PLAIN
I'VE GOT THE LOOKS
I'VE GOT THE BRAINS
AND I AM THE CUTE ONE"
--- MARY KATE AND ASHLEY "I AM THE CUTE ONE"


_______ _______ FORBES
JESSICA SZOHR , TWENTY TWO , SOCIALITE
"EAGER FOR ACTION AND HOT FOR THE GAME
THE COMING ATTRACTION, THE DROP OF A NAME
THEY KNEW ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE, THEY TOOK
ALL THE RIGHT PILLS "
--- THE EAGLES "LIFE IN THE FAST LANE"


_______ _______ ROSENWALD*
OLIVER PHELPS , TWENTY THREE , SOCIALITE
"MULTIPLY, WE'RE A FRANCHISE
LIKE WALT DISNEY OR HANNIBAL LECHTER
WE CAN TELL OUR CANCER CELLS
ARE MORE BENIGN THAN OLD PHIL SPECTOR
WE'LL SURVIVE, SIDE BY SIDE
WE'RE TOUGHER THAN EVEN RUSSELL CROWE-Y
YOU'RE MY CLONIE "
--- NELLIE MCKAY "CLONIE"


_______ _______ WILDING
LUCY HALE , NINETEEN , SOCIALITE
"I HEAR YOU'RE COUNTING SHEEP AGAIN MARY JANE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING TO DREAM ANYMORE
I HEAR YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT AGAIN MARY JANE
DO YOU EVER WONDER WHO YOU'RE LOSING IT FOR? "
--- ALANIS MORISSETTE "MARY JANE"


_______ _______ SMYTHE
SKANDAR KEYNES , SEVENTEEN , SOCIALITE
"SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN I'M IN NEED
YEA SHE'S A TRIFFLIN FRIEND INDEED
OH SHE'S A GOLD DIGGA WAY OVER TOWN "
--- KANYE WEST "GOLD DIGGER"


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ANNASOPHIA ROBB , SIXTEEN , SOCIALITE
"I'VE BEEN SO WRAPPED UP IN MY WARM COCOON
BUT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING, THINGS ARE CHANGING SOON
I'M PUSHING THE EDGE, I'M FEELING IT CRACK
AND ONCE I GET OUT, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
WATCHING THE BUTTERFLY GO TOWARDS THE SUN
I WONDER WHAT I WILL BECOME "
---HILARY DUFF "METAMORPHOSIS"


_______ _______ ST CLAIR
JASON DOLLEY , SEVENTEEN , SOCIALITE
" DO YOU WANNA BE SOMEBODY ELSE?
ARE YOU SICK OF FEELING SO LEFT OUT?
ARE YOU DESPERATE TO FIND SOMETHING MORE?
BEFORE YOUR LIFE IS OVER
ARE YOU STUCK INSIDE A WORLD YOU HATE?
ARE YOU SICK OF EVERYONE AROUND?
WITH THEIR BIG FAKE SMILES AND STUPID LIES
WHILE DEEP INSIDE YOU'RE BLEEDING"
--- SIMPLE PLAN "WELCOME TO MY LIFE"


_______ _______ WELLINGTON
MISCHA BARTON , TWENTY TWO , SOCIALITE
"BUT NOW I KNOW THAT ALL THERE IS
THERE’S PLENTY MORE THAN I CAN KISS
AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE BLISS
OF LOOKING AT THE GIRLS
LOOKING AT THE GIRLS "
--- PIPETTES "SCHOOL UNIFORM"


_______ _______ TYLER-COLLINS
CHACE CRAWFORD , TWENTY THREE , SOCIALITE
"I'LL BUY YOU A DIAMOND RING MY FRIEND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALRIGHT
I'LL GET YOU ANYTHING MY FRIEND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALRIGHT
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR MONEY, AND MONEY CAN'T BUY ME LOVE "
--- THE BEATLES "CAN'T BUY ME LOVE"


_______ _______ LOCKWOOD
ELISHA CUTHBERT , TWENTY SIX , SOCIALITE
" BREAK ME DOWN, YOU GOT A LOVELY FACE
WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE
AND NOW YOU GOT TO FREAK ME OUT
SCREAM SO LOUD, GETTING FUCKIN' LAID"
--- BUCK CHERRY "CRAZY BITCH'


_______ _______ PENNEY
ROBERT PATTINSON , TWENTY TWO , SOCIALITE
"IVE SEEN IT BEFORE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
YOURE CLOSING THE DOOR, YOU LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND
YOURE DIGGING FOR GOLD, YOURE THROWING AWAY
A FORTUNE IN FEELINGS, BUT SOMEDAY YOULL PAY "
--- FOREIGNER "COLD AS ICE"


_______ _______ LAVALLE
EMMA WATSON , EIGHTEEN , NEW SOCIALITE
"NEVER WORE A COVER-UP
ALWAYS BEAT THE BOYS UP
GREW UP IN A FIVE THOUSAND POPULATION TOWN
MADE MY MONEY BY CUTTIN' GRASS
GOT FIRED BY FRIED CHICKEN ASS
ALL IN A SMALL TOWN, NAPANEE"
--- AVRIL LAVIGNE "MY WORLD"


_______ _______ MONTCALM
PENN BADGLEY , TWENTY TWO , SOCIALITE
"A STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST MAN
TO SIT WITH ME IN A COTTAGE SOMEWHERE IN THE STATE OF IOWA.
AND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE MORE INTERESTED IN ME
THAN HE'S IN HIMSELF AND MORE INTERESTED IN US THAN IN ME.
AND IF OCCASIONALLY HE'D PONDER
WHAT MAKES SHAKESPEARE AND BEETHOVEN GREAT. "
--- MUSIC MAN "MY WHITE HORSE"


_______ _______ DARCY
KRISTEN STEWART , EIGHTEEN , SOCIALITE
"HIGH AND DRY, OUT OF THE RAIN
IT'S SO EASY TO HURT OTHERS WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL PAIN
AND DON'T YOU KNOW THAT A LOVE CAN'T GROW
'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH TO GIVE, 'CAUSE YOU'D RATHER LIVE
FOR THE THRILL OF IT ALL
YOU'RE A RICH GIRL, AND YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
'CAUSE YOU KNOW IT DON'T MATTER ANYWAY
YOU CAN RELY ON THE OLD MAN'S MONEY "
--- HILL & OATES "RICH GIRL"


_______ _______ LYONS
GASPARD ULLIEL , TWENTY FIVE , SOCIALITE
"I'M PISSED OFF BUT I'M TOO POLITE
WHEN PEOPLE BREAK IN THE MCDONALD'S LINE
MOM AND DAD YOU MADE ME SO UPTIGHT
I'M GONNA CUSS ON THE MIC TONIGHT
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN TAKE "
--- BEN FOLDS "ROCKIN' THE SUBURBS"
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* THE MODELS !

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_______ _______ HARTWELL
COLE MOHR , TWENTY THREE , MODEL
"YOU HAD A BLACK SNOWMOBILE
WE DROVE OUT UNDER THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
A VODKA BOTTLE GAVE YOU THOSE RACCOON EYES
WE GOT BEAT UP JUST FOR HOLDING HANDS
TAKE ECSTASY WITH ME, BABY"
--- THE MAGNETIC FIELDS "TAKE ECSTASY WITH ME"


_______ _______ BYRD
MINI ADEN , THIRTY , MODEL
"TODAY I DON'T FEEL PRETTY,
AND I'M TIRED OF TRYING TO FIT RIGHT IN,
DON'T THINK THAT YOUR SO GREAT, CAUSE BEING GREAT MUST SUCK!
WE DON'T ALWAYS SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE,
WE ALL NEED EGO SUICIDE! "
--- BILLY TALENT "LINE AND SINKER"


_______ _______ WALKER
BOYD HOLLBROOK , TWENTY SEVEN , MODEL
"WE GET HIGH IN BACKSEATS OF CARS
WE PUT FAITH IN OUR CONCERNS
FALL IN LOVE TO DOWN ON THE STREET
WE BELIEVE IN THE SUM OF OURSELVES
AND THAT'S THE WAY WE GET BY IT'S THE
WAY WE GET BY "
--- SPOON "THE WAY WE GET BY"


VIVIAN RAE SHEPARD
DARLA BAKER, TWENTY, MODEL
"MR. PHOTOGRAPHER, I THINK I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP
MAKE SURE YOU CATCH ME FROM MY GOOD SIDE
THESE OTHER JUST WANNA BE ME
IS THAT MONEY IN YOUR POCKET?
OR YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME? "
--- BRITNEY SPEARS "KILL THE LIGHTS"


_______ _______ MOISLEY
JEREMY DUFOUR, TWENTY , MODEL
"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
SO SEXY IT HURTS
AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN TOO SEXY FOR MILAN
NEW YORK AND JAPAN
I'M A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK
YEAH ON THE CATWALK ON THE CATWALK YEAH
I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK "
--- RIGHT SAID FRED "I'M TOO SEXY"


_______ _______ NIGHTINGALE
ADRIANA LIMA , TWENTY SEVEN , MODEL
"SHE'S GOING OUT TONIGHT, LOVES DRINKING JUST CHAMPAGNE
AND SHE HAS BEEN CHECKING NEARLY ALL THE MEN
SHE'S PLAYING HER GAME AND YOU CAN HEAR THEM SAY
SHE IS LOOKING GOOD, FOR BEAUTY WE WILL PAY "
--- KRAFTWERK "THE MODEL"


_______ _______ JINKS
LOUIS PRADES , TWENTY THREE , MODEL
" DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN, WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND?
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND?
WELL I'LL TELL YOU MY FRIEND, ONE DAY THIS WORLD'S GOING TO END"
--- RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS "FACE DOWN"


_______ _______ EDDINGTON
TARA BANKS , THIRTY FOUR , MODEL
"I STILL GO TO TACO BELL, DRIVE THROUGH, RAW, YEAH
I DON'T CARE, I'M STILL REAL, NO MATTER HOW MANY RECORDS I?LL SELL
AFTER THE SHOW, AFTER THE GRAMMY?S I LIKE TO GO COOL OUT WITH THE FAMILY
SIPPIN', REMINISCING ON DAYS WHEN I HAD A MUSTANG "
--- FERGIE "GLAMOROUS"


_______ _______ HUXLEY
ANDREW COOPER , TWENTY EIGHT , MODEL
"LOOK AROUND EVERYWHERE YOU TURN IS HEARTACHE
IT'S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO
YOU TRY EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO ESCAPE
THE PAIN OF LIFE THAT YOU KNOW "
--- MADONNA "VOGUE"


_______ _______ ROGERS
JEISA CHIMINAZZO , TWENTY FOUR , MODEL
"WE OFF THE BLOCK THIS YEAR
WENT FROM A LOW TO A LOT THIS YEAR
EVERYBODY MAD AT THE ROCKS THAT I WEAR
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' AND I KNOW WHERE I'M FROM "
--- J LO "JENNY FROM THE BLOCK"


_______ _______ APPLEBEE
JUSTIN GASTON , TWENTY , MODEL
"MY WORLD IS TURNING TOO FAST
AND I CAN'T GET OFF THIS SPIN
I'M MOVING SOMEWHERE I DON'T WANT
BUT ALL I DO IS FAKE A SMILE "
--- LIV KRISTINE "FAKE SMILE"


_______ _______ BLIZZARD
CINTIA DICKER , TWENTY THREE , MODEL
" TO WIN THE RACE? A PRETTIER FACE!
BRAND NEW CLOTHES AND A BIG FAT PLACE
ON YOUR ROCK AND ROLL TV
BUT TODAY THE WAY I PLAY THE GAME IS NOT THE SAME "
--- GEORGE MICHAEL "FREEDOM 90"


_______ _______ JAMES
LUKE WORRALL , TWENTY , MODEL
"STUCK IN A ROOM WITH STARING FACES
CAUGHT IN A NIGHTMARE, CAN'T WAKE UP
I BEGIN MY CRY. RUNNING THROUGH HER STREET
I'M ABOUT TO FREAK, COME AND RESCUE ME! "
--- JONAS BROTHERS "PARANOID"


_______ _______ HAROLD
DEWI DRIEGEN , TWENTY SEVEN , MODEL
"BOYS AND GIRLS PRETEND TO KNOW ME, THEY TRY SO HARD
AND I GET WHAT I WANT, MY NAME IS MY CREDIT CARD
DON'T TRY TO HATE ME BECAUSE I AM SO POPULAR. "
--- VERONICAS "POPULAR"


_______ _______ TOMLINS
NICOLAS BEMBERG , TWENTY TWO , MODEL
"WHY ME LORD, WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE
TO DESERVE EVEN ONE OF THE PLEASURES I'VE KNOWN
TELL ME LORD, WHAT DID I EVER DO
THAT WAS WORTH LOVING YOU
OR THE KINDNESS YOU'VE SHOWN. "
--- JOHNNY CASH "WHY ME LORD"


_______ _______ HAINES
HEIDI KLUM , THIRTY SIX , MODEL
"AND IT DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR.
THEY'RE CHECKING OUT YOUR SAVOIR FAIR
AND IT DON'T MATTA WHAT YOU DO.
CAUSE EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. "
---TAYLOR DANE "SUPERMODEL"


_______ _______ WARNER
RYAN TAYLOR , TWENTY FIVE , MODEL
"TURN ON THE WATER BURY THAT SOUND
SO NO ONE HEARS ANYTHING ANYMORE
MIRRORS LIE TO ME, TELL ME YOU CAN SEE
MAYBE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE ME NOW "
--- MARIANA'S TRENCH "SKIN AND BONES"


_______ _______ SPRAGG
VALLENTINE FILLOL-CORDIER , TWENTY FIVE , MODEL
"SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE
THINKS SHE HOT BUT SHE'S COLD AS ICE
FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES HER MAMA WITH ANOTHER LITTLE WANNABE"
--- SUGARLAND "MEAN GIRLS"


_______ _______ YATE
VINCENT LACROCQ , TWENTY FIVE , MODEL
"YOU WALKED INTO THE PARTY
LIKE YOU WERE WALKING ONTO A YACHT
YOUR HAT STRATEGICALLY DIPPED BELOW ONE EYE
YOUR SCARF IT WAS APRICOT
YOU HAD ONE EYE IN THE MIRROR
AS YOU WATCHED YOURSELF GAVOTTE
AND ALL THE GIRLS DREAMED THAT THEY'D BE YOUR PARTNER
THEY'D BE YOUR PARTNER AND YOU'RE SO VAIN
YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU "
--- CARLY SIMON "YOU'RE SO VAIN"


_______ _______ HOPKINS
SHENAE GRIMES , NINETEEN , MODEL
"I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING
WITHOUT SHOVING MY HANDS DOWN MY THROAT
AND I REFUSE TO MEET THE WORLD WITHOUT SMEARING ON MAKEUP
WITH MY HAIR BLINDING MY EYES"
--- WALTZ MORE "FROM FIRST TO LAST"
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_______ _______ DAVENPORT
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY , TWENTY THREE , PUBLIC RELATIONS
"YOUR CONNIVING WORDS ARE CHILDISHLY INSANE.
TO GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU'LL SAY ANYTHING.
IN YOUR MIND, YOU LUST TO CONTROL ME.
YOU LUST FOR CONTROL "
--- FEAR FACTORY "MANIPULATION"


_______ _______ PATTON
MATT DAMON , THIRTY EIGHT , ACCOUNTANT
" RAIN DROPS FROM HIS WINDOW MAKING PUDDLES IN HIS HANDS,
HE THINKS HOW QUICK THE WATER'S RISING AS ANOTHER RAINDROP LANDS
HE TOOK A SHOWER IN THE BATHROOM OF HIS PENTHOUSE,
PUT THE DO NOT DISTURB ON HIS DOOR
WHEN THE MAID CAME IN THE MORNING
SHE FOUND HIM SHIVERING ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"
--- WHITE LIES "FROM THE STARS"


_______ _______ PORTER
KATHERINE HEIGEL , TWENTY TWO , MAKE UP ARTIST
" DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IS QUITE SUBMISSIVE
LOOK HOW SOMBER MY VANITY IS
A FEMININE HUMAN CREATURE
SUPERFICIAL, SEDUCING DETOUR
I’M GOING TO THE MALL FOR THE COOKIE CUTTER
THE UGLY DUCKLING WILL ALWAYS SUFFER
CONTAMINATED STANDARDS, I TRY TO FIGHT IT
I BETTER GET BACK ON MY DIET"
--- NO DOUBT "BEAUTY CONTEST"


_______ _______ SEARS
DAVID TENNANT , THIRTY SEVEN , DIRECTOR
" OH CLOSE UP CAMERA TWO
CAUSE THE HERO DIES IN THIS SCENE
YOUR INSPIRATION IS THE LOSS OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
AND FLASHBACK ON THE GIRL
AS WE MONTAGE EVERY MEMORY
AND WE BLEED OUT IN THE BATHROOM SINK
AND WE FADE OUT AS THE SOUNDTRACK SINGS"
--- MAYDAY PARADE "BLACK CAT"


_______ _______ RICHARDSON
ADAM BRODY , TWENTY NINE , SCRIPT WRITER
"WHEN I WAS YOUNG, IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL,
A MIRACLE, OH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAGICAL.
AND ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES, WELL THEY’D BE SINGING SO HAPPILY,
JOYFULLY, PLAYFULLY WATCHING ME.
BUT THEN THEY SEND ME AWAY TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE SENSIBLE,
LOGICAL, RESPONSIBLE, PRACTICAL.
AND THEY SHOWED ME A WORLD WHERE I COULD BE SO DEPENDABLE,
CLINICAL, INTELLECTUAL, CYNICAL. "
--- SUPERTRAMP "THE LOGICAL SONG"


_______ _______ SADLER
RACHEL BILSON , TWENTY SEVEN , PHOTOGRAPHER
"LOOKING FOR MY HANDICAM
INSTANT GRATIFICATION WHEN MY FILM COMES OUT
MY POLAROID RIGHT AND IT'S A FLASH IN YOUR EYE
I GOT MY GIRLS ON FILM AND IT'S A KODAK MOMENT
BOONE'S FARM MONKEY'S JUMPIN ON A BED "
--- SELF "KODAK MOMENT"


_______ _______ PHILLIPS
JARED PADALECKI , TWENTY SIX , BODY GUARD
"I KNOW HE’S NOT THE KIND, THE KIND THAT SETTLES DOWN
AND I KNOW HE FINDS IT HARD TO KEEP HIS FEET ON THE GROUND
HE GOES DRINKING EVERY NIGHT DOWN THE PUB WITH ALL HIS MATES
GETTING INTO FIGHT’S STAYING OUT TILL LATE
BUT WHEN HE COMES HOME ROLLING DRUNK
DON’T GET THE 'UMP, JUST REMEMBER
EVEN TOUGH GUYS NEED SOMEONE SOME TIMES"
--- COCK SPARRER "TOUGH GUYS"


_______ _______ FIELD
SIENNA MILLER , TWENTY SEVEN , AGENT
"I'M GONNA SOAK UP THE SUN
GONNA TELL EVERYONE
TO LIGHTEN UP (I'M GONNA TELL 'EM THAT)
I'VE GOT NO ONE TO BLAME
FOR EVERY TIME I FEEL LAME
I'M LOOKING UP TOO I'M GONNA SOAK UP THE SUN "
--- SHERYL CROW "SOAK UP THE SUN"


_______ _______ SPARROW
JENSEN ACKLES , THIRTY , BODY GUARD
"I’VE BEEN A DRUNK, DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE STREET PUNK
UNLOCK THE BACK OF MY TRUNK, YOU SEE NOW TAKE THIS BAT
AND BASH MY HEAD INTO THE STREET AGAIN
NO ONES AROUND SO I KEEP BEATING IT
I PULL MY HAIR BACK AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
THERE’S A SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MEANING IN THE BLEEDING OF A GUY
IT'S THE GUILT OF WHAT REALITY HAS GIVEN ME
MAKING SENSE OF ALL MISTAKES AND MY STUPIDITY "
--- BLUE OCTOBER "OVERWEIGHT"


_______ _______ HUGHES *
MARY KATE OLSEN , TWENTY TWO , DESIGNER
"8 O'CLOCK, MONDAY NIGHT AND I'M WAITIN'
TO FINALLY TALK TO A GIRL A LITTLE COOLER THAN ME.
HER NAME IS NONA, SHE'S A ROCKER WITH A NOSE RING,
SHE WEARS A TWO WAY, BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.
CAUSE SHE IS WATCHIN' WRESTLING, CREAMIN' OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL, TURNTABLES IN HER EYES "
--- BOWLING FOR SOUP "GIRL ALL THE BAD BOYS WANT"


_______ _______ CLEAVELY
CHRIS EVANS , TWENTY EIGHT , CAMERAMAN
"DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE?
ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING, ALL AT ONCE?
I AM ONE OF THOSE MELODRAMATIC FOOLS
NEUROTIC TO THE BONE. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT "
--- GREEN DAY "BASKET CASE"


LESLEY CARMELLA HUGHES *
ASHLEY OLSEN , TWENTY TWO , DESIGNER
" I KNOW I SIGNED UP FOR THIS GAME
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS MY NAME
NOW THEY OWN A LITTLE PIECE OF ME
MY HAPPINESS FELL OFF THE TRACK
AND I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET IT BACK
GIVE THIS ALL, I'D GIVE THIS ALL AWAY"
--- ALEXZ JOHNSON "HOW I FEEL"


_______ _______ CULLEN
JAMES FRANCO , THIRTY , NOVELIST
"CRADLE FOR A CAT, WOLFE LOOKS BACK,
HOW MANY ANGELS CAN YOU FIT UPON A MATCH?
I WANT TO KNOW WHY HEMINGWAY CRACKED,
SOMETIMES TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
LIFE IS THE CRUMMIEST BOOK I EVER READ,
THERE ISN'T A HOOK, JUST A LOT OF CHEAP SHOTS,
PICTURES TO SHOCK AND CHARACTERS AN AMATEUR WOULD NEVER DREAM UP "
--- BAD RELIGION "STRANGER THAN FICTION"


_______ _______ SCHMIDT
KATIE HOLMES , THIRTY , PARTY PLANNER
"WELL, YOU WALK INTO A RESTAURANT
STRUNG OUT FROM THE ROAD
AND YOU FEEL THE EYES UPON YOU
AS YOU'RE SHAKING OFF THE COLD
YOU PRETEND IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU
BUT YOU JUST WANT TO EXPLODE
MOST TIMES YOU CAN'T HEAR 'EM TALK
OTHER TIMES YOU CAN
OH, THE SAME OLD CLICHÉS
IS THAT A WOMAN OR A MAN
AND YOU ALWAYS SEEM OUTNUMBERED
YOU DON'T DARE MAKE A STAND "
--- BOB SEGER "TURN THE PAGE"


_______ _______ BROWN
JAMES MARSDEN , THIRTY SIX , CELEBERITY LAWYER
" TODAY I MADE AN APPEARANCE DOWNTOWN
I AM AN EXPERT WITNESS BECAUSE I SAY I AM
AND I SAID GENTLEMEN, AND I USE THAT WORLD LOOSELY
I WILL TESTIFY FOR YOU, I'M A GUN FOR HIRE,I'M A SAINT, I'M A LIAR
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FACTS, THERE IS NO TRUTH
JUST DATA TO BE MANIPULATED
I CAN GET YOU ANY RESULT YOU LIKE
WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO WRONG, THERE IS NO RIGHT
AND I SLEEP VERY WELL AT NIGHT."
--- DON HENLEY "THE GARDEN OF ALLAH"


_______ _______ MCCOY
MARK WAHLBERG , THIRTY EIGHT , FITNESS TRAINER
"RISIN' UP, BACK ON THE STREET
DID MY TIME, TOOK MY CHANCES
WENT THE DISTANCE, NOW I'M BACK ON MY FEET
JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE
SO MANY TIMES, IT HAPPENS TOO FAST
YOU TRADE YOUR PASSION FOR GLORY
DON'T LOSE YOUR GRIP ON THE DREAMS OF THE PAST
YOU MUST FIGHT JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE "
--- LEE HARDING "EYE OF THE TIGER"


_______ _______ ADAMS
EVAN RACHEL WOOD , TWENTY TWO , LIFE COACH
"I'M STARTING WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
I'M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS
AND NO MESSAGE COULD HAVE BEEN ANY CLEARER
IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, AND THEN MAKE A CHANGE "
--- MICHAEL JACKSON "MAN IN THE MIRROR"



_______ _______ DRAKE
COLIN FARRELL , THIRTY TWO , DRUG DEALER
"I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
MILK-BLOOD TO KEEP FROM RUNNING OUT.
I'VE SEEN THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE
A LITTLE PART OF IT IN EVERYONE.
BUT EVERY JUNKIE'S LIKE A SETTIN' SUN. "
--- NEIL YOUNG "NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE"


_______ _______ MORTON
ANNA POPWELL , TWENTY , OBSESSIVE CELEBRITY STALKER
"I WALK THE LINE LIKE JOHNNY CASH
I MADE THE BUS IN SECONDS FLAT
I CALLED YOUR LINE TOO MANY TIMES
I'M NOT OBSESSED, JUST IMPOLITE. "
--- PLUSHGUN "JUST IMPOLITE"


_______ _______ OWENS
JUDE LAW , THIRTY SIX , CELEBRITY BLOGGER
"'CAUSE ONLINE I'M OUT IN HOLLYWOOD
I'M 6'5 AND I LOOK DAMN GOOD
I DRIVE A MASERATI
I'M A BLACK BELT IN KARATE
AND I LOVE A GOOD GLASS OF WINE
IT TURNS GIRLS ON THAT I'M MYSTERIOUS
I TELL 'EM I DON'T WANT NOTHING SERIOUS
'CAUSE EVEN ON A SLOW DAY I CAN HAVE A THREE WAY
CHAT WITH TWO WOMEN AT ONE TIME "
--- BRAD PAISLEY "ONLINE"


_______ _______ ABBOTT
MILA KUNIS , TWENTY FIVE , PAPARAZZI WRITER
"STEP UP AND FORFEIT YOUR FRONTAL LOBE
TO THE SEXED UP STROLL OF CELEBRITY
NEVER MIND THAT THE NANOSECONDS IN BETWEEN
ARE SOME OF THE DARKEST DARKNESS THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN
KEEP YOUR EYE ON MY FINGER
AND LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE "
--- ANI DIFRANCO "DECREE"


_______ _______ CLAYTON
MEGAN FOX , TWENTY TWO , PROSTITUTE
"MY HEAD, IT HURTS, EACH DAY IT'S GETTING WORSE,
MY LOOKS AND SMILE HAVE NOW BECOME MY CURSE,
TIGHT LIPS, RED SKIRT THE NEVER ENDING STREET,
BIG CAR, LITTLE MAN, MY LOVER FOR A FEE...
SO IF YA SEE ME WILL YA JUST DRIVE ON BY
OR WILL I CATCH THE TWINKLE INSIDE YOUR EYE? "
--- BILLY TALENT "STANDING IN THE RAIN"


_______ _______ BARTON
MILO VENTIMIGLIA , THIRTY ONE , STUNT DOUBLE
"DADDY'S BELT, MOMMA'S DRAPES
STANDIN' TALL ON THE BACKYARD SHED
LOOKIN' COOL IN MY SUPERMAN CAPE
I TOLD THE NEIGHBORHOOD GIRLS
SAID "HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS!"
MY FATE WAS A BROKEN ARM
MY REWARD ONE BIG KISS
WHEN DADDY ASKED ME WHY I DID IT
I MADE HIM LAUGH OUT LOUD WHEN I TOLD HIM
'CAUSE THE CHICKS DIG IT "
--- CHRIS CAGLE "CHICKS DIG IT"


_______ _______ BOONE
DEBBY RYAN , FIFTEEN , RUNAWAY SEEKING FAME
"ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE GIRLS TALK ABOUT THEIR SOCIAL LIVES
THEY'RE MADE OF LIPSTICK, PLASTIC AND PAINT, A TOUCH OF SABLE IN THEIR EYES
ALL YOUR LIFE ALL YOU'VE ASKED WHENS YOUR DADDY GONNA TALK TO YOU
YOU WERE LIVING IN ANOTHER WORLD TRYIN TO GET YOUR MESSAGE THROUGH.
NO ONE HEARD A SINGLE WORD YOU SAID.
THEY SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT IN YOUR EYES
WHAT WAS GOING AROUND YOUR HEART. "
--- BON JOVI "RUNAWAY"


_______ _______ HARRINGTON
CODY LINLEY , NINETEEN , SEEKING FAME
"I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THE MOVIES WITH MY
PICTURE IN THE CITY LIGHTS
PHOTOGRAPH MY MIND AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU'D
LIKE TO SHOOT YOU DECIDE
ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS, PORNOGRAPHIC GIRLS ON FILM
AND BODY PLASTIC
GIVE ME SOMETHING, I WANNA SEE TELEVISION AND
HOT BLONDES IN ODD POSITIONS "
--- LADY GAGA "THE FAME"


_______ _______ CARSON
AUTUMN REESER , TWENTY EIGHT , CELEB GOSSIP WRITER
" CAN WE FILM THE OPERATION? IS THE HEAD DEAD YET?
YOU KNOW, THE BOYS IN THE NEWSROOM GOT A RUNNING BET
GET THE WIDOW ON THE SET! WE NEED DIRTY LAUNDRY!
YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON
YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW JUST HOW FAR ITS GONE "
--- DON HENLEY "DIRTY LAUNDRY"


_______ _______ UNDERWOOD
BRANDON ROUTH , TWENTY NINE , PAPARAZZI
"I TURN MY CAMERA ON
I CUT MY FINGERS ON THE WAY
THE WAY I'M SLIPPIN AWAY
I TURN MY FEELINGS OFF
Y'MADE ME UNTOUCHABLE FOR LIFE
AND YOU WASN'T POLITE "
--- SPOON "I TURN MY CAMERA ON"


_______ _______ HOGAN
SHIA LABEOUF , TWENTY TWO , FORMER CHILD STAR SEEKING FAME AGAIN
" THERE'S A SONG THAT'S INSIDE OF MY SOUL
IT'S THE ONE THAT I'VE TRIED TO WRITE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'M AWAKE IN THE INFINITE COLD
BUT YOU SING TO ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN"
--- SWITCHFOOT "ONLY HOPE"
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